Can you see the look of utter disgust on my face? I don't really have any good pictures of the damage.
I have washed his hair no less than 6 times in the past 24 hours. I have used shampoo, body soap, and dish soap. Twice on each. While the volume of Vaseline is greatly diminished, his hair is still greasy to the touch. He has so far ruined his shirt, my jacket, his sheet, and his pillowcase. Gahhhhhh
2. Claire has a real knack for subtlety. We were touring a few houses with our realtor today, and when we walked in one that had some kind of strange odor (I believe it was eau de cat pee), she exclaimed, "Ewwww! It smells like stinky BALLS in here!" Luckily, our realtor also happens to be my aunt and, even more luckily, the house was vacant. Claire was glad we were so amused, but was a little confused as to why it was SO funny.
6 comments:
WHY haven't you called me, remember my daughter was the one who emptied the tub of Vaseline, put corn starch or baby powder in his hair about 10-15 min before his bath and then use dawn dish soap to wash it out!
Stinky balls!!! Highly inappropriate but extremely hilarious. Reminds me of the filth that spews out of Elizabeth's mouth;)
Stephanie
your children are a constant source of entertainment. I love it. Only to you:)
wow. your ads are getting good. Also, they are kind of funny too.
One day one of Claire's comments is gonna bring up an inappropriate link though.
Jacob
I've been clicking the awesome dry scalp ads. Oh and the stinky cat ones too LOL LOL LOL
Oh, the joys that I have to look forward to. Thanks for making me smile.
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