I just checked- Megan hasn't written about this yet, so I get dibs. It's my story anyway, even if it is about her kid. ;)
We all know that four year olds say some weird crap. Almost all know that MY 4 year old wins the weirdest crap contest hands down. Much to Claire's great dismay, she has been de-throned.
Last night, I was doing drop off duties for VBS. We picked up Carson on our way, and she proceeded to chatter non-stop for the entire fifteen minute ride. To be honest, as one who is accustomed to non-stop kid chatter, I was only half listening. I happened to tune it at this precise moment: "And when I am a grown up, I can marry Dex. And then I will have a baby in my tummy. But after two babies, Dex will have a shot in his private parts that really really hurts so that we can't have anymore babies."
Wow.
Not only does she have plans for my kid's future, she has plans for his reproductive organs...
Really, this means two things for me:
1. Yay! Megan and I will be related!
2. Brad has been complaining about his vasectomy waaaayyyyyyy too much. Come on, it didn't hurt that bad.
Megan had pick-up duties. I won't even tell you what MY kid said on that ride. Megan, your turn. Go ahead and tell the payback story.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
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8 comments:
Oh thats great! They hear way more than we would like them to!
Yayyy for a blog update. Took you long enough. Geez.
I've just read both yours and megans' blogs, and your girls are just way too funny.
Too funny! Glad to know that other families are also a little less careful in what we say in front of the kids.
Heard another funny one recently. A woman's tween daughter kept saying "one sec." when her mother called for her to come. The daughter did this one too many times in a public place, and the mother yelled, "NO MORE SECS."
(Found you through the Blogherads headline thing; you're in my circle. Glad I stopped by today: I needed the laugh!)
Wow! What exactly did they learn at VBS that brought on THAT conversation. Too funny! I will have to tell you what Claire told me last night during dinner---had several workers laughing!
Oh gee Nicole, well be sure to remind dex of this when he's in highschool!
that just may be one of my favorite blogs yet!
Hahaha...men are such babies about vasectomies.
Your narrative voice sounds just like you. (That's a compliment.)
Congrats on the new car - so you get one *after* you schlep us around...
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